milk and the sauce

a mixture of milk and barbeque sauce that makes people loose their shit

have you heard of the milk and the sauce? they go hand in hand

by thegaeturtleofturtles November 16, 2022

Mommas milk dud

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.

I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.

by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020

Milk Dudded

When you’re hitting it from the back and the girl shits on you, then leaves you with blue balls

Did you hear about the girl who shot on Colt then left right after, before he could finish. She really milk dudded him.

by Top Hand December 16, 2024

Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

milk

Your dad

“your dad hasn't came back from getting the milk!” “wheres your dad...? didnt he go get milk?” “mama milk”

by Piss child December 3, 2020

Milking a fart

When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.

Milking a fart is a dubious act.

by Fart milker December 1, 2022

milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.

I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao

by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019