make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

Oh that makes sense

What you say when you're proved wrong by a thousand different people.

Guy 1: X is actually Y
Everyone: *Provides a lot of proof that says otherwise*
Guy 1: Oh that makes sense

by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021

Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.

They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021

personality make-up

The person you pretend to be so that people will like you, you have friends, you can hold down a job and people want to date you.

Going on a date tonight - better put my personality make-up on so she actually fancies me.

by AdLibera January 23, 2021

I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese

A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.

Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

i want to make friendship with you

a phrase used commonly by indian married males to 14 year old girls on omegle. the "friendship" will be ended when he tries to peer pressure you into sending nudes.

"becky i want to make friendship with you"
"arent you married?"
"yes yes but its good"
"???"

by bitchboysaga6969 February 9, 2021