When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.
Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”
Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
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Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
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High I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such Urban Dictionary definitions as, Soaking: A Mormon's wild weekend and Elon Musk: The Dumb-man's Tony Stark, I'm here to tell you on behalf of the Star Trek fandom, "We're sorry we invented the term Mary Sue"
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