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Josh

A man that hasn't changed their glasses for years, like 5 plus years of the same prescriptions and frames. Even when pressured by others to get his eyes checked out and to get new glasses, he still will wear the same pair for years to come. Also may lack certain situational skills like swimming, or driving.
He's just like a josh
He's being a real josh right now
by Bigbongos October 18, 2022
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Josh is a player who will say he loves you but doesn’t. He will talk to you for hours (maybe not) and say that he really likes your right up until someone new comes in and she steals him from you. Unless he is younger because when they are younger they are the cutest wee thing on the planet and is very kind.
Old josh: regrets what he’s done
Teen josh: is a player

Young josh: is very cute and nice
by Ok then Mr boomer December 2, 2019
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hey holly

hey josh
wanna go out

sure josh
by thisbiritishbiotch May 8, 2022
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Go pink or go home!” Joshs mom calls out to him
by fireballjpeg March 9, 2024
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King Josh

The King of Joshtrailia. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales. And a great enjoyer of Little Tuesday.

King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.

On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh’s gaming PC is out of this world.

“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
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josh

alpha chad, sigma male, 6'3 giga chad & talks to at least 6 girls at once, an *sshole who stills kills and is always looking for a gf buff. the type of guy to say f*ck me good guys
"have u seen that dude? he's such a josh"
by huehuekekw November 9, 2021
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Joshed

To win at something especially a competition without knowing exactly how you got there.
Him: Did you see how Janet totally Joshed her way into a medal?
Her: Yeah that's crazy! She looks really happy and confused.
by Fingoln123 October 14, 2018
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