ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

rippin' ass

to let loose a shit of monumental proportions

Man, Amy, were you rippin' ass in there or what?

by shawn January 4, 2004

ass eating

When she put them cheeks on your face while you drive your tounge deep into her rectum fasting and sliding all over that shit

Art thou gonna eat tnt asseth aka ass eating

by Asseating6917 September 2, 2017

ass-wipe

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

by Light Joker November 27, 2006

ass punch

To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.

SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!

by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003

Bike Ass

The uncomfortable sensation in the tail bone that has similarities to the pain caused by sitting on a bike seat for long periods of time.

Richie had a bad case of bike ass in the middle of class, though he has not rode a bike in a year or two.

by Wiseman1994 January 5, 2010

ass dollar

A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.

"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"

by KevinStuttgard February 6, 2007