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High School Diploma

The Associate's degree's bastard step child.

Your allegorical left thumb. As in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don't have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the hell you don't have a left thumb.
Ted: I just got my high school diploma!
Ben: Great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!

Ben: Even though I'm making six figures at this engineering job, I actually never got my high school diploma.
Ted: Omg are you serious? How stupid are you that you can't get a high school diploma!
by sprinkies November 30, 2011
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Miller High Life

A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.
We should get Miller High Life. That idea just made me so hard.
by PopNasty February 28, 2011
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Walton High School

One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.

The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.

Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.
Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!

Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.
by The white asain January 6, 2011
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Regis High School

The secret society of the world's future.

They know where Waldo is hiding.
by RAWR...IAMADINOSAUR May 13, 2010
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high off you

to be lost in the person you love. to feel amazing and get lost when your together. to be additive to him/her like a drug. you cant live without.
by WrydB January 7, 2017
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Unity Jr High

A middle school in Cicero. 6,812 kids total.90% latinos and 5% white 5% mixed. and about 8 black kids. all The teachers are Laid back and Could care Less for A students Education. with 11 principals they still Can't keep the sluts from opening their legs and getting pregO and getting STD's. all The guys think they're the Shit, when In Reality they're all Bitches hiding in The closet. 315 security guards yet there's Still about 10 fights daily And kids getting Stoned ass Fuck in the Bathrooms.
"that Bitch got laid and then Today came out Of the closet..."-person 1
"wow. did you see her big ass belly today? her water broke in our class. in room 318"-at Unity Jr High
by bikeetellywarrior774 November 28, 2010
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Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.
"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
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