Hairy Growler 

A woman's, usually an older woman's vagina with an exceptionally large amount of pubic hair.

I was going to go down on her but she had a really hairy growler!

Hairy Growler by sukotsu December 19, 2010

Hairy Plotter 

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?

Hairy Plotter by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009

Hairy Chewbaca 

When you go down on a girl and discover she doesnt have a landing strip...but a HAIRY CHEWBACA

A Hairy Mess in the vaginal area of a woman...DAMN BITCH, you got some hairy chewbaca down there, and I aint goin near that till you trim up!!!

Hairy Chewbaca by smartnet February 23, 2009

hairy toast 

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

hairy toast by UCLGay January 8, 2008

hairy dartboard 

A slang word for the bumhole.

did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?

hairy dartboard by Gerth May 3, 2007

Hairy chicken nugget 

Hairy chicken nuggets are very hairy, probably fell on the flour a couple of times.

Oh no, your hairy chicken nugget fell on the floor! Now eat it!

Hairy chicken nugget by Puffshroom December 29, 2021

hairy kebab 

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

hairy kebab by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006