jessica harris

One of the realist people you will meet and if she is in ur life she would give hers up for you! She is a true vision of grace and beauty both inside and out She will always see the good in people or things as long as you dont take her kindness for a weakness or take advantage of her she will be loyal honest and never go behind your back but if you betray her she will act as if she never met you and the time you shared never existed and that will hurt more than anything she could ever do to you because you will look for a Jessica Harris in everyone you meet and there will always be a void only she can fill

She is kind and pretty but she is no Jessica Harris

by Crazyasitmaybe2u August 24, 2021

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Harry Friend

An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).

His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.

At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.

Who's that sickcunt over there? Oh wait that's Harry Friend!

by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019

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