E-VD

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008

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e-walk

its an egyptian c-walk that those bastards in the middle east do

i love this song... its called nuk nuk spit hocker nuk dic shit... lets e-walk to this shit

by shawn peverill May 13, 2003

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e-stalk

Religiously following a person's status updates on facebook, usually:

a) someone more attractive than you who you don't have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don't know but has nice tits.

Beth: Omg this guy is totally e-stalking me. He comments on like every one of my status updates.
Mary: Haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee

by indicannabisativa July 14, 2009

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