Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019

River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.

Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”

by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019

show donkey

Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.

That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.

by Dilly Bar October 9, 2019

Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019

Swamp donkey

Is a busted ass female or male pertaining to their appearance whether it be their looks or the dressing ethics

That ugly ass girl is a swamp donkey

by Defacto17 November 22, 2019

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.

Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.

by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020

Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this

by Walkerjet April 11, 2020