Dick Dribble 

Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.

I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.

Dick Dribble by nikoconnell March 15, 2010

dick on 

to hurt or brutally wound. However death is not usually involved.

i.e. to dick on

I dicked on
He dicked on
They dicked on
We dicked on

Elliot will dick on John after sending him a polite message.

dick on by JKSoulmate December 14, 2010

dick eating syndrome - DES 

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

dick eating syndrome - DES by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013

Dick Twitch 

1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche

1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.

Dick Twitch by Maybegaymaybenot September 6, 2017

Dick Thunder 

The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.

Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.

Dick Thunder by Sun Wai September 22, 2019

Dick guillotine 

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

Dick guillotine by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

Hobos dick 

A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.

No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!

Hobos dick by Norb Young March 29, 2009