a dad joke123

a dad123 joke is Dads who tell dad jokes because they either have a lot of pets or are lonley

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by WORD123456789WORD April 4, 2022

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

Dad Sandwich

A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.

Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
…
Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”

by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023

Dad Lattergrass

A werewolf from the 70's.

That Dad Lattergrass really pities da fools.

by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023

your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.

Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!

by Kivikallo August 30, 2021

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024