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Its clams

A word to describe something as calm or good, usually used as an alternative adjective for the word “CALM”
Dont worry about it bro, its clams
Or
“Its all clams
by Sol the Clam guy February 22, 2025
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Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.
Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS
by Jgo55 November 17, 2016
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shuck the clams

A medical term that means when your doctor is skilled in the art of surgery. You are lucky he said that.
Before my operation my doctor told me "don't worry i shuck the clams often"
by Kkllpony February 20, 2017
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Danny the clampit

Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,
Danny the clampit did this on site today
by The sesh king 2018 January 28, 2019
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In the clams mouth

Being in a very bad situation
Hey did you study for the test? No, did you? No, oh man were in the clams mouth now!
by Twiisted February 8, 2019
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Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021
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The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022
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