Banana Jizzmus

Funny business. Unexpected Tom foolery or shenanigans.

Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.

by meswmi October 30, 2012

Banana

A banana is a yellow,curved edible fruit – botanically a berry – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.

I have a banana in my lunch

by Cxit G September 19, 2018

BANANAISM

When you bring home a bunch of fresh bananas, and a few days later they are rotten with fruit Flys everywhere, because you forgot to eat them.

Honey, we have a horrible case if Bananaism. Just look at all the rotten bananas and I'm being attacked by fruit Flies, WE FORGOT TO EAT THE BANANAS!

by Quirop-x August 10, 2024

banana rabies

When you have ADD/ADHD and your meds wear off

Susan must be experiencing banana rabies right now because she's off her rocker. I love it.

by Susan_Dweeb98 November 20, 2016

Banana Man

A small stuffed doll with a yellow hoodie and what appear to be giant dick legs that can be placed around the office or home in order to surprise your friends

Someone put banana man in the fridge again

by TurkeySandwich December 6, 2022

banana Republic

sexy time banana rhyme

Since everyone was a vacuum, the banana republic formed.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 31, 2025

The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.

Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.

by Tasty Stew September 9, 2018