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Battleshipping

Sexual activity involving 3 or more people where two dudes lying on their back, bang either a girl or another guy who use squirt guns to spray each other with water, booze, piss, etc. Additionally it can involve gay bottoms trying to spray cum shots at each other while riding their top partners.
Last night Dave and I tried battleshipping with Jared and Steve last night and my cumshot made it directly in Steve’s mouth. It was fucking hot!
by Mordigay_Kinkstein February 15, 2019
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Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.
I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus
by Dailystraw July 9, 2019
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BattleDash

A irrelevant ass kid who thinks he better everyone else and thinks he deserves the world when he’s just an annoying kid
BattleDash is Jensonsnow
by Discordforlive September 4, 2019
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Battleship

Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend
Tom: whats on your head?
John: don’t worry i was just playing battleship with jerry
by Jhonneria October 30, 2019
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battle simulator

A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
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Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times
Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies
by Hamtaro November 13, 2019
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Battleships

Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.
Yo, dude, I played battleships with jimmy and bill yesterday. Of course jimmy won he is the best.
by Jaffa550 January 3, 2020
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