Apple

Ummmmm an apple is a big red fruit. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP!!!! It’s a juicy red small fruit, DUMB BOOTY!!!

Me: “Do you want an apple?”

Person: “ what is that?”
Me very disappointed: “......”

by Helen herhandez December 1, 2018

Apple

You actual idiot how do you not know what the hell an APPLE is. dummy

wtf happened in your childhood..who made you like this. its a APPLE my guy, a APPLE

by ewvikkilmao December 1, 2018

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

apples

A word that you should already know the definition for. And if you don't, you need to be educated- and since you are obviously a little off in the brain you shoudl search the word educated as well.

Apples are healthy.

by anonymous476 January 1, 2019

the apple guy

it's a guy named Craig Federighi.he is running and acting he have 10000000000000000000000000 aura and rizz until someone want to see his apple pencil

P1:Samsung SAM is better!!!!
P2:Nah,the apple guy is better.

by APPLE WASIN July 5, 2024

Apple cheats

A cheat provider for many games like fortnite and call of duty. Most likely pasted

1: Do you use apple cheats?
2: No, that sh*t is pasted

by WhyDoIHaveToSignUpForThis March 24, 2023

Appling

Someone possessing a repeated pattern of lying and using pathological narcissistic tendencies to control conquests. Keeps conquests in isolation to prevent being found out. Flaunts money to make up for other vast deficiencies. Prefers nonverbal communication and herbal remedies to help justify actions.

Rick can't seem stop lying to women, what an Appling.

by little richard tuna king December 6, 2021