Big Dick Tom

The man with the ultimate, supreme dick. So good you will crave it.

This is big dick tom. There is no other dick like it.

by Banterboss March 8, 2025

Tom

One of the kindest people you will meet. He’s one of those people who you’ll have the best deep conversations with. He’s pretty cute too.

“Did you see Tom today, he’s pretty cute.”
“Yeah, I had the best conversation with him yesterday”.

by jennyvanders April 30, 2022

Tom

Tom is one of those people who went from childish to holy fuck he's hot

Tom is here now

by Mary chen November 23, 2021

Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.

“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.

by BertCocain November 22, 2021

tom holland lip sync

We know this isnt your first time watching it, although its weirdly funny….

Did you see the tom holland lip sync battle yesterday?

by rain;( December 8, 2023

Tom

A soggy borrower
Characterised by short legs and Kenickie style hair cut. Known to be a massive wet fish.
Frequently seen if you've got a magnifying glass handy.

"Oh look over there at that boy, he looks like such a Tom, the poor soggy borrower!"

"Uh oh, I've just dropped my soggy borrower in my brew"

by popbell May 20, 2013

Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021