Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

Charlie

I FUCKING annoying person who has a short temper and can be easily slapped across the dam face.

look a Charlie!!!!

by xbluex September 8, 2019

Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025

charlie jane hoffarth

a massive but skinny legend that many adore. she may also go by CJ.

“you are such a charlie jane hoffarth!”

by squishmallowluvr May 5, 2024

Charlie Sheen

A complete unbridled mess of a human being.

Person 1: Hi.
Charlie Sheen: erknghfkakapoopoo!!!

by DreamWullf November 10, 2019

Charli

Future millionaire and PIMP. Thanks to his career in the CIC he was able to buy his first Miatta at the age 45.

That person who was in Paris with Kanye and Jay-Z is such a Charli.

by aigibi February 8, 2024

Charlie

Massive schlong: 8-12 inch atleast

Will shag your mum

I am Charlie

by Yourmum170204 March 31, 2021