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This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.
To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018
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the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.
"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"
by Izzaho February 19, 2017
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White duck

A Made up, fake, borderline mythical creature, Their existence is rumored to be impossible to confirm by scientist and scientologists alike.

During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.
Thou shalt be bestoweth the mystical white duckling for the valorous effort hast been mystical in grandeur.
by Pet_Hedgehog March 17, 2025
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duck simulator 2

the best duck clicker fps platformer rpg game ever made by a teenager with nothing else to do with their life
play duck simulator 2 on steam right now, its free!!!!11!1!!1!!1
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Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.
DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.
by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014
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Duck

Yeah kaleb is a Duck for what he did to Chris at the game
by BigZB October 14, 2021
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Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.
I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...
by Radient May 28, 2018
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