An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.
To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

A Made up, fake, borderline mythical creature, Their existence is rumored to be impossible to confirm by scientist and scientologists alike.
During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.
During the medieval ages in England white painted ducks were given as gifts to high status members of society as a form of insult roughly showing a lack of proof for their deeds.
Thou shalt be bestoweth the mystical white duckling for the valorous effort hast been mystical in grandeur.
by Pet_Hedgehog March 17, 2025

the best duck clicker fps platformer rpg game ever made by a teenager with nothing else to do with their life
by 283 IS THE BEST NUMBER FRFR April 1, 2023

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.
Also the act of screwing up an action.
Also the act of screwing up an action.
DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!
So...I flub the duck twice a day
Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.
So...I flub the duck twice a day
Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.
by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

by BigZB October 14, 2021

by Radient May 28, 2018
