June 5

June 5 is the day for you to get a gf/bf you lonely fuck

Boy:hey wanna go out I’m a lonely fuck
Boy:no I’m not gay
Boy:it’s June 5
Boy: ahhhh ok babe

by Shees June 4, 2022

J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

January 5

Be a furry day, on this day you MUST become a furry, no matter who you are, get a fursona, communicate as a furry, put yourself a furry attribute

" Hewwwo, good morning, it's January 5, UwU "

by theD1ng0 January 4, 2022

5:49

kiss your gf/bf

hey its 5:49 go kiss your girlfriend

by michaelje13 September 10, 2023

5

The amount of fucks I have left for this bullshit

Bro: Dude, I've only got 5 left
Dude: Of what?
Bro: Shut the fuck up

by Please... shut the fuck up February 23, 2021

5 Girl

5 seconds-to tell if she’s hot
5 minutes-to tell if she’s annoying

5 hours - to tell if you’d hit

Yo she’s a 5 girl for sure

by HOTBROSKIE101 June 29, 2021

i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 21, 2024