Transmission Pants

Highly durable and resilient pants designed to withstand extreme stress and rugged conditions without blowing out. Must be rated to operate at hoop stress levels of 20% or more of SMYS (Specified Minimum Yield Strength), meaning these bad boys can stretch, bend, and flex under pressure without splitting open like the pants available at your local farm supply store.

"We had a pressure surge during the pipeline test, and everyone braced for a rupture--but my Transmission Pants just absorbed the stress, and the gauge needle bent instead. The on-site OSHA inspector just nodded approvingly."

by CaffeinatedReaper March 14, 2025

pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.

Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.

by cvttheworld September 14, 2022

Robby pants

The coolest guy in town, he gets all the lady’s and wears his pants inside out #wap #tits

Oh hey there Robby pants how’s it going

by Chazbeswag September 1, 2021

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

Pp poopoo pants

An insult just by the only the most courageous slingers that would make LeBron James cry and Michael Jackson spirit poop himself the deadliest known insult in the entire world

When Braxton called Nathan a pp poopoo pants he died of getting recked

by Me big pp boi September 13, 2021

pee pee pant

gabe

gosh he is such a pee pee pant

by Adegb March 5, 2022