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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.
Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."
by Braotis July 23, 2016
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When Sonia calls you gay

It means that she really loves to fuck Cole and that all she does is daydream about it and that she says that she like fucking girls too.
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inverse call law

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
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On call

When one is required to perform whatever the other person asks no matter when or where they are at the time on call is said. Usually used to receive head or anything that the person wants.
Dan called “on call” while he and his lady were having dinner at a upscale restaurant and she was required to immediately get on her knees and perform oral sex. The individual who is being told “on call” has only 1 minute to start whatever task that they are being told to do.
by El Pago March 4, 2025
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Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011
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Call A Rock

Leave a bitch to herself, stop dealing with her
-“Real players know when it’s time to call a rock and focus on the bag.”

-“Gang, she don’t deserve that energy, call a rock and keep steppin’.”
by playacentric October 9, 2025
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Call Sting

Ex 1:

Guy: You're not gonna pick up when I call? Well, I'm gonna Call Sting you bitch!

Ex 2:

Girl 1: Brian totally call stinged me last night
Girl 2: Aw he replied to your call with a text message? Burn!
by pllvd February 5, 2012
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