ass traffic

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

by the chigger April 23, 2004

Ass dragon

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Ass Grizzle

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle".

That boy took a wet shit, didn't wipe. and hasnt taken a shower in a while. He has mad ass grizzle!

by Yeast Infection March 29, 2005

rippin' ass

to let loose a shit of monumental proportions

Man, Amy, were you rippin' ass in there or what?

by shawn January 4, 2004

ass clown

one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.

Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.

by robby adkins October 3, 2009