Porn

A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.

Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums

by Milkgetter March 11, 2023

Porn

It's what your mom does and the reason she's been buying you so much New things

Your mom: I do porn so we can have nice things

by Ur mom 55 September 11, 2022

Porn

IT'LL MAKE THE YUT THINK ABOUT WOMEN WRONG!!!

Hym "Will it make me think they are walking dogshit and society needs to shift the onus on to me to shield them from the divisiveness their existence inherently creates and their conceptual inferiority (And it IS inferiority you piece of shit. Work harder and maybe one day you'll be good enough to beat the tranny) is deferred to the men they don't fuck both socially and culturally? Will I think the only reason I feel ANYTHING towards them is the result of a biological compulsion? A compulsion that isn't even for MY OWN SURVIVAL but THIERS. So THEY aren't as disposable as I am. So they aren't food. Is it going to make me thing that I'm not good enough to use them for sex indiscriminately so I'll have to settle for being the type of man that one of the used up, jizz covered, discarded, and interchangeable gears that one of the men who CAN use them indiscriminately for sex swapped out for a clean one can sign a contract entitling her to half of the money my owner gives me so that when she interacts with another fat cock I can lose everything? Oh but the good ones don't do that! The good ones wait for you to get done fucking all of the other women and then do what you want indefinitely. Er, wait, no that's only the fat cocks. Is that the porn? Is the porn making me think this?"

by Hym Iam June 28, 2023

PORN

Uhhhhhhh.... really why did uyou look this up annyways?

Mom: Why is there Porn in your history
Son: RRRRUUUUUNNNN!!!
jumps out window and kermits suicide

by [e-mail] June 2, 2018

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

porn

the experience where you watch people have intercourse because you are a lonely son of a bitch with no life. You should kill your snake because having a snake lowers the odds of losing your virginity before you die by 75%.

if you watch porn you have no life

by cockSk8ter69 July 6, 2019

Inadvertent porn

Compromising pictures and/or videos posted to the internet without the person's knowledge.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered I was featured in some inadvertent porn on RedTube.

by Richie Incognito January 18, 2011