Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

Tea

Overused slang created my mindless chode gobbeling youtubers like Tana mongeau

What’s the tea sis

by Lilllllzo February 26, 2019

dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself

*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)

by Notkk December 29, 2018

Boston Tea Party

The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.

"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."

by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021

Tea

It's gossip

Here's the mother fuckin tea

by Soandydandy May 22, 2019

That’s the tea sis. X

An iconic quote from the guitar legend Johnny Marr. Known by ogs only.

Indie kid: “We stan Johnny Marr.”
Johnny Marr: “That’s the tea sis. X”

by sadindiekid June 2, 2019

tea spiller

Someone who knock over your tea by accident or brutal purpose

I was about to drink my tea and the bitch spilt it. The dirty tea spiller, you honour

Judge: guilty, murder 1st degree

by Godlike4405 January 26, 2023