by Rizzy Reaper December 26, 2022

by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021

An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.
“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”
by Bohuslava April 5, 2021

“Do the cricket dance”
by zero_cares_00 June 26, 2022

A dance for people who are too retarded for dancing and they must use a fisting movement as a dance....this is because they are probably a fat or too lazy person to even try to do anything else
by Thebobmarleyking January 4, 2017
