Meat Mush

"Meat mush" is when meatloaf gets soft from cheap meat. It turns to mush.

God she made meat mush again. I wish her mother would have died with that recipe.

by oger68 February 3, 2010

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

meat berry

balls that are attached to your penis

i massage my meat berries when masturbating.
meat berry meat berry meat berry meat berry meat berry meat berry

by schizophreniccandle September 25, 2020

Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

Meat's On The Roof

The chant shouted after an endless afternoon of tailgating, micks, and doing the chicken fat dance deteriorates into throwing meat of any variety onto the roof of a nearby house.

After watching MG toss a bratwurst onto the roof the group erupted into a repeating and an escalating chant: "Meat's On The Roof" "Meat's On the Roof" "Meat's On THE ROOF" Hooray!

by MOTR March 22, 2009

Sweet to the meat

New Zealand slang for something being awesome or ok , can be used to agree on something

"Hey bro, Dave has gotta swappa of beers waiting for us at his place"

"sweet to the meat!" "Nothing like free beer!"

by Part time Dr Phil December 18, 2012