kaleidoscope eyes 

The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.

"Did you see *blank*?"
"Ya, he's got kaleidoscope eyes!"

kaleidoscope eyes by gag97 June 23, 2014

Boob-eye 

The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.

I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye

Boob-eye by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

Closed eye talker

A person who keeps closing their eye's when talking to you, not blinking, but actually shutting their eyes and continuing to talk. Often they feel so superior to the rest of the world they do not even want to see it.

There is this kid in my class that is a total closed eye talker, one day we got fed up and when he answered a question everyone silently moved over one seat so when he opened his eyes 30 seconds later he got very confused.

Closed eye talker by DAG October 19, 2009

no food for you round-eye

a saying which is a refusal to give some thing to some one, it is rude and don't say it to oriental people, they'll kill you.

"hey man can i have some yummies??"
"no food for you round-eye!"
"you suck"

no food for you round-eye by soothsayer May 17, 2004

eyes 

contact lenses

- I can't read it, I haven't got my eyes in

- Come to bed
- Ok, just let me take my eyes out

eyes by multi-wall June 30, 2008

Eye Candy 

Something that is not intended to perform a function, just to look nice.

That image has nothing to do with the product, it's just eye candy.

Eye Candy by Bandit646 December 9, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by weave March 21, 2003