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club dating

When two people are exclusive to each other ONLY in the nightlife; if they’re at the club, best believe they’re hand in hand, but the second they go home there’s nothing there.
You hear about Sterling and Amberly? They’re club dating and they don’t even have each other’s numbers!
by JulianTheGamer October 8, 2022
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Ghost dating

Either breaking up with someone, or not dating them to begin with but stil doing relationship like things with your partner.
“You guys broke up but get you took a shower with him this morning, your ghost dating.
by Rinny_1 December 19, 2022
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dil-dozing

When you fall asleep with your dildo still inside you.
Caught Amy dil-dozing last Friday after dateline...
by 417smokey January 7, 2023
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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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radiometric dating

The scientific process of measuring the decay of elemental isotopes such as Carbon-14 to determine the age of organic or non-organic matter.
Person 1: Cool fossil! How old is it?
Person 2: I'm not sure. But we can find out from radiometric dating!
by HughMann45 April 5, 2023
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online dating

A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."

Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."

Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."

Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."

Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"

Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."

Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."

Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 2, 2023
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Hot doging marinara

When you have sex with a girl on her period and then rubb it on her ass and have another person lick the blood off of your peins until you CuM while you're peins is still between her ass cheeks.
Me my girlfriend and her sister had a threesome we were so drunk they let me try hot doging marinara and I got it on video it's crazy
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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