Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.
by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021
