Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

cracked sinks

This is when you turn the water on to drip slowly for the water line not to freeze over

I cracked sinks so the water lines will not freeze tonight.

by Northlacountryman January 1, 2018

ass crack ugly

When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

by Cam11 September 6, 2019

Chuff crack

The inner lining of your shfincter

Derrick please will you make my raging chuff crack throb tonight

by Chuff August 15, 2021

Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?

Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori September 1, 2016

Wishbone Crack

When the glutes are so sculpted, the top of the butt crack splits into a V-shape, resembling an inverted wishbone

His squat game is on point, he has a wishbone crack.

by dmarquee November 5, 2019