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Spicy Brain Process

When your brain explodes with fiery confidence and you confidently tell other people something, only to realise you are completely, spectacularly wrong. Then you do it again with your next thought, just as certain and just as wrong, keeping the spicy cycle of confident nonsense going forever.
“Don’t forget, Danny is a girl!”
1 hour later…
“Oh god, no, Danny is a dude. I was thinking of a different Danny.”
30 seconds later…
“No wait, that’s not even Danny. Her name is Kate! Oh god, spicy brain process!”
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Baja Brain

A sexual act where a girl gets a man a Baja Blast and then proceeds to blow his penis
Max Clute got that crazy Baja Brain from his snap huzz!
Baja Brain by Asfeldy January 1, 2026
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Streamer brain

The phenomena where people playing video games seem to lose several IQ points when they also have to entertain an audience with commentary.
He is really suffering from streamer brain today.
Streamer brain by henke37 January 10, 2026
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Man he’s gotten pegged so much, he keeps trying to overcome for his insecurities, he def has peg brain
Peg Brain by Bbc King Poppa January 23, 2026

Spitting Brain

The act of speaking without an idea of a purpose (i.e. saying word salad, blabbering, or spitting out random words)
Sorry, I was just spitting brain.
Spitting Brain by anonymous January 23, 2026

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay 

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

diarrhea of the brain 

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.
corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain
diarrhea of the brain by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013