Apple

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.

P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."

by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

Apple

A vegetable that is red

I ate the apple

by Mixerfiretaker July 22, 2023

Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

apple

APPLES ARE JUCIEY AND REALLY RED LIKE THE NEW VERSION OF A SMURF SHOUTOUTY TO MY FRIENDS OLIVIA AND AESLEN THX

APPLES ARE JUICY PERIOT

by okay_boomer December 10, 2019

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry

I apple gunned my wife yesterday

by Jhonny trent June 18, 2021