sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2016

Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.

There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.

by slipperydick December 15, 2011

Crack Animal

An animalistic disgusting crack head / drug addict dirt bag who would do anything for a twist of crack.

That guy is a real crack animal. He’d sell out his own mother for a twist of crack.

by Bootsdad November 6, 2017

Cracking his pepper

When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.

Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.

by Eye8urbutt May 12, 2024

frat crack

When one cracks a beer with one hand.

Brooo did you just see Chad frat crack that natty!

by Lassooo July 9, 2018

Cracked

In a video game where the character has shields and you crack there shields

I just cracked this noob

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.

There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.

by Grenville Collins, August 4, 2007