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Meat Peeping

Gathering intel on any & all foreign packages in an all male shower. Despite rampant homophobia among athletes & YMCA members meat peeping is prevalent in locker room showers as it is the simplest method of peer review for penile discrimination.
Frank: Are you going to hit the showers; wash off all that chlorine?
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.
by deathday July 10, 2014
mugGet the Meat Peepingmug.

vadge meat

Any labia but especially one of particularly dense flesh often the consistency and appearance of roast beef.
Is that a dude or a chick? I dont know. That fat package could be a dingus or a whole lot of vadge meat.
by Thornton Melon December 12, 2012
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meat tusk

another name for your penis, Johnson, purple-headed yogurt slinger, one-eyed dragon
Hey Jarry, did you get some strange last night?

"Yeah, I threw my meat tusk in the ol' gutted muskrat. Now it burns when I piss though. Think I should get checked?"

Nah, that's normal.
by TuskyMcTuskerson March 2, 2014
mugGet the meat tuskmug.

meat nerd

Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.
I’m tired of Tommy staring at my package! He’s such a meat nerd!
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
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Meat grinder

When a guy with braces eats a girl out
I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.
by ilovepussy6969 June 18, 2013
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Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.
My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!
by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023
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