Gathering intel on any & all foreign packages in an all male shower. Despite rampant homophobia among athletes & YMCA members meat peeping is prevalent in locker room showers as it is the simplest method of peer review for penile discrimination.
Frank: Are you going to hit the showers; wash off all that chlorine?
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.
by deathday July 10, 2014

Any labia but especially one of particularly dense flesh often the consistency and appearance of roast beef.
Is that a dude or a chick? I dont know. That fat package could be a dingus or a whole lot of vadge meat.
by Thornton Melon December 12, 2012

Hey Jarry, did you get some strange last night?
"Yeah, I threw my meat tusk in the ol' gutted muskrat. Now it burns when I piss though. Think I should get checked?"
Nah, that's normal.
"Yeah, I threw my meat tusk in the ol' gutted muskrat. Now it burns when I piss though. Think I should get checked?"
Nah, that's normal.
by TuskyMcTuskerson March 2, 2014

Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021

I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.
by ilovepussy6969 June 18, 2013

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!
by Sparksey85 January 21, 2023
