Facebook Rape

The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.
Last night I got Facebook raped with like 50 new messages about bringing dessert.
by Ekgladiator April 30, 2010
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Facebook LOL Photography

When one takes a picture, preferably candid, and makes the subject look like a fool/ extremely awkward.

It makes you "lol"
Mother: Oh Dear! Look at Johnny in that photo! LOL!

Son: That's Facebook LOL Photography, ma!
by SOMANYPHOTOCHEMICALS January 10, 2010
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facebook after dark

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.
"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status
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Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.
Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.
by Juandadi December 30, 2009
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basic facebook slut

Any simple whore on Facebook Who throws themselves at men. Obviously trashy and unrefined, she typically preys on men in relationships and pursues them vehemently. She attempts to sway them with nudes and sexual talk. She will also lie about her current relationship status because that's what they do. .

Unsophisticated.

Thirsty
Transparent motives
Mandi is a basic Facebook slut. That's the only way she can get attention.
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Facebook drama queen

Facebook drama queens can come in the form of a male or female. A drama queen is someone who seeks attention by publically posting their most personal problems. They can be found hanging out on all posts which involve slight altercations, even if everyone else on the post is 10 years their minor and it's slightly unconfrotable. Queens let off mating calls (facebook tags) to fellow queens when they have found something they belive they can turn into a drama. Drama queens are renkowned for leading dull and unfulfilling lives so they embarrasses themselves publically to create something to talk about. Queens above the age of 20 still clinging on to a place as a drama queen are known as social retards. They embaress themselves with no thought for the humilation they could cause their kid, parent or partner. They never feel the emotional state of embarrassment and therefore become confused thinking that people are impressed by their shows. It is thought a lack of love, job or social life causes the boredom which leads to their public emotional break downs.
Facebook drama queen:
Person 1: Jenny hasn't got laid in years.
Person 2: Really? She doesn't have a job.
Person 3: Oh, is that why she's got the time to post indirect statues about her ex?
by Craycray1 January 20, 2015
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Facebook Status ADD

The term that refers to the inability to find a good Facebook status and there for reposting one every few minutes or even seconds.
"Did you see Ryan's status?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"He had Facebook Status ADD"
by rush2010 April 11, 2010
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