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Peak Retardation

by Seras victoria August 21, 2024
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Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"
Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.
by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024
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Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood
This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.
by Lyxtq October 6, 2024
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Retard

The term "retard" can be used for those who make you feel like you would rather perform a perfect re-creation of "1 man 1 jar" instead of allowing your braincells to commit suicide one by one by their own stupidity.
Colton is a retard.
by TheRetardProfessor October 13, 2024
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Retard

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My friend's name is Muk, so he is a retard.
by Jamal Heinecke October 22, 2024
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Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024
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Retarded

He smashed his head on the ground because he was retarded
by retard lover 218 November 23, 2024
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