Crocodile Punch

To flick someone in the neck.

"I will crocodile punch you!"

by kawaii_shota_boy December 30, 2014

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.

Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

vulva punch

The female equivalent of a kick in the bollocks.

She kicked me in the bollocks so I punched her in the vulva. A vulva punch.

by Ballerfrazz March 21, 2020

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021

Ugandan punch

An act of assault where you sucker punch someone directly in the Nose. Same idea as the Indian burn.

I’m gonna give patty an Ugandan Punch

by Fortnite1500 February 19, 2022