Twice Baked Potato 

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

Twice Baked Potato by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024

Dip dip potato chip 

What you say when you teabag a pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite

"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite

Dip dip potato chip by arsenalsucks February 5, 2024

Put a Potato In Dat Ho 

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

Put a Potato In Dat Ho by ClownJuice April 1, 2024

Muncie Mashed Potato 

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick

“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato

Muncie Mashed Potato by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024

goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

goomba mario potato by mokosawh June 2, 2024

Keyboard Couch potato 

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

Keyboard Couch potato by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Bake my potato 

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

Bake my potato by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025