meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

by meattaxi December 5, 2015

meat money

A little purse that is primarily spent on male prostituion

Eg im saving more meat money so i can have a visit from Ernesto on saturday

by DictatorshipDictionary January 22, 2016

MEAT IN THE MOUTH

WHEN A DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

Wow, I got meat in the mouth. Yum!

by yummyyummy69 November 20, 2018

Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018

Meat Santa

One who gives kids meat for Christmas. Usually have the name Justin

Justin "Meat Santa" gave little kids his meat for Christmas.

by YDB17 April 29, 2019

Waste of meat

“Waste of meat” is an insult especially used when trying to call someone dumb. This goes well with you dumb pigeon, you absolute imbecile, and you retarded bot.

Person 1: how do u write “yeet”
Person 2: you dumb imbecile, you absolute retard, dumb Pigeon, waste of meat. Oh my god!

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< September 24, 2019

meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.

My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.

by 239 king May 24, 2018