John McEnroe

Hey wanna watch the tennis final with me
Federer Nadal might have been the final
But ok

Roger Federer
Novak Djokovic
John McEnroe is on too

by Krkič July 14, 2019

John McDonald

cream cheese?

wow John McDonald?

by huntersucks February 19, 2018

George John

A proud recipient of an Alabama Hot Pocket

With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.

by Yay! ! ! March 28, 2009

John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

by Realnworduser April 30, 2022

John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.

Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme

by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019

John. A Holmes

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped

Do not go to John. A Holmes high school

by Wilmeneguskks11 August 18, 2022

John McClaned

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights

The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.

by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014