Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.

Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.

by Pete442 June 11, 2018

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Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

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Pants

Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.

I have pants to cover my bollocks

by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018

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Shit mah pants

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

oh shit mah pants

by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018

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Elephant Pants

That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.

Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.

by BAH549 June 24, 2019

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