Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

Brain

When you are in deep thought about someone, and you start to miss them

Man: my wife gives brain every day

Man2: mine never does unfortunately, so I killed her

by Faxspeaker December 2, 2020

Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021

do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid

Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?

by Darkestalone November 27, 2022

Brain Tuner

A song stuck in your head. The condition or the song itself.

"The children's singalong gave me a Brain Tuner."
"I have three Brain Tuners in regular rotation."

by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020