Facebook Rape

The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.

Last night I got Facebook raped with like 50 new messages about bringing dessert.

by Ekgladiator April 30, 2010

Facebook LOL Photography

When one takes a picture, preferably candid, and makes the subject look like a fool/ extremely awkward.

It makes you "lol"

Mother: Oh Dear! Look at Johnny in that photo! LOL!

Son: That's Facebook LOL Photography, ma!

by SOMANYPHOTOCHEMICALS January 10, 2010

facebook after dark

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.

"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status

by udkwhoiam January 10, 2011

Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

by Juandadi December 30, 2009

basic facebook slut

Any simple whore on Facebook Who throws themselves at men. Obviously trashy and unrefined, she typically preys on men in relationships and pursues them vehemently. She attempts to sway them with nudes and sexual talk. She will also lie about her current relationship status because that's what they do. .

Unsophisticated.

Thirsty
Transparent motives

Mandi is a basic Facebook slut. That's the only way she can get attention.

by cawkstar June 14, 2014

Facebook Status ADD

The term that refers to the inability to find a good Facebook status and there for reposting one every few minutes or even seconds.

"Did you see Ryan's status?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"He had Facebook Status ADD"

by rush2010 April 11, 2010

awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald February 18, 2011