My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.

“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”

by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018

Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

girl dad

similar to a malewife, in which a man takes up traditionally women's roles.

a very good father, usually to girls.

a girl dad takes his kids to parks and makes their lunches

by radiorevel January 2, 2024

lil dad

The word for when you and someone else have both slept with the same person, but not each other.

"Ayyyy I heard that I'm a lil dad with Jay, now that they boinked Ray" --someone who also boinked Ray

by marxybro March 24, 2016

Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

by Amack205 January 2, 2020