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Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.
Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.
by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019
mugGet the Missionary Dadmug.

dad

he left when u were 4 its ok
by Vtobyjr September 30, 2020
mugGet the dadmug.

Dad times

I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”
by Rayyyyyyyy January 29, 2019
mugGet the Dad timesmug.

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.
Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at
by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad

Somehing you dont have
Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad:
by bigmilkers69 June 12, 2022
mugGet the Dadmug.

ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies
DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad
by urdadofficial November 18, 2020
mugGet the ur dadmug.

Bristin's dad left

Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.
Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad
by Thatswhatthisis November 21, 2021
mugGet the Bristin's dad leftmug.

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