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Dad Anxiety

When you look at a little kid and start thinking how you would end up as a dad. You start thinking if you're going to be a cool or a boring dad. Or will you be capable of being a dad??? It's a thought which fill questions in your head.
*Looks at a baby*
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"
by Athuguy January 30, 2023
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Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation
by Blam7713 May 17, 2022
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dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!
Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?
by embrymavrik January 22, 2017
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman
I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.
by MinDATucker October 29, 2018
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ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.
I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!
by greml!n October 11, 2021
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dad slice

When slicing a cake or pie, a dad slice is an inordinately large piece- somewhere around 1/4 of the entirety.
Jeez, that serving is a total dad slice!
by themixtape27 June 17, 2018
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