Sugar blowed 

The sweet act of dipping your dick and balls into brown sugar, powdered sugar, maple syrup, and sometimes even melted chocolate; so that the person giving you a blowjob will find it even more tasty and delicious. Only done on special occasions though. (Warning), high possibilities she ain’t gotta sweet tooth, so if you decide to dip your balls into maple syrup and she ain’t willing to suck it off, then you’re fucking screwed...good luck getting that out by yourself.

Sandra: I sugar blowed Ricky so good last night, but I made sure I didn’t suck off all the syrup, so now he’s still trying to get it all off. **Laughs evilly, but in a hot way**

Sugar blowed by 🥀breezy🥀 February 12, 2022

kenny g blowjob 

A blowjob so dull and boring that you fall asleep before you cum.

Don't go out with Lisa: she'll give you a kenny g blowjob and you'll sleep through the entire thing!

kenny g blowjob by MonteMelnick June 7, 2016

Belly Button Blowjob 

Performing fellatio on an outie belly button

The first thing on Linda’s to do list is a Belly Button Blowjob (BBBJ)

Belly Button Blowjob by HandleChill2020 October 25, 2020

smoking blowjob 

Having a woman give you a blowjob while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.

smoking blowjob by wd6edk December 16, 2008

That blows 

The alternative to "That sucks."

Guy 1: I just got the Red Ring of Death!
Guy 2: That blows...

That blows by RawrItsPanda November 19, 2009

blowing smoke 

Trying to pretend like you're more important than you are or know something you really don't understand.

"He's just blowing smoke"

blowing smoke by StaffordK November 24, 2006

blowjobless 

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.

"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"

blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009