Beer Up - v. To put as many beers as possible on one's person, such as in pockets, for the purpose of having as many beers as possible ready to drink or gift on as short a notice as possible. Typically done when one arrives at the party.
I gotta beer up before the hike.
by Raul Menendez December 19, 2016
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The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.
Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!
by homit March 14, 2021
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Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
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The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.
"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
by fork my eye August 25, 2009
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Cheap, low quality beer you offer to people who help work on your house; instead of cash payment.
Hey, you want a case of busch for helping side my house?

No , i want you to pay me with cash, not contractor beer!
by CT140419 January 11, 2020
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Miniature version of "Beer Pong."
Cups: Shot Glasses, or Similar Size
Replacement of Pong Balls: Clean Pennies
Set-up: 6 "cup" pyramid layout with 1 regular sized beer disbursed amongst the cups
Playing Area: Table Short Way, not Long Way. All allowable moves are table top only; steals, bounces etc., there are no saves from the pennies going into the cups.
Players: 2 or more
Beer Penny Winner(s): Eliminated all of the other teams cups
Beer Penny Loser(s): Must consume the rest of the winning teams beer filled cups
See the definition for Beer Pennies, similar to regular sized Beer Pong.
by alaskavalleygirl March 24, 2012
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