Buffing The Banana

Masterbation

Go away im buffing the banana

by Lil ni June 9, 2019

Banana

Banana is a fruit that monkeys eat

What else did you expect you fucking retard?!

Bob: hey what is s banana
Fred: its a fucking fruit you fucking monkey!

by Firefly2015 September 12, 2019

Grandma banana

When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole

Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?

by Boooka September 15, 2019

Dirty banana

When a person sucks the d**k that's just been up their arse. Otherwise known as a chocolate BJ

It was Darren's birthday, so I gave him a treat - a dirty banana

by Sminton Baxter and Priya Patel September 28, 2019

Banana Kangaroo

A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.

Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.

by Kobrakys September 30, 2019

bowel banana

A turd.

He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.

by Zonal K October 8, 2019

Di banana

Men who don't know how to act right especially in a relationship

Ke di banana fela

by No one needs to know me October 10, 2019