ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

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Ass dragon

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

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ass clown

one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.

Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.

by robby adkins October 3, 2009

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hip ass

The area between a fat person's hip and ass that becomes so fat, there is no longer any definition between the two. The only way to tell the difference is to find where the butt crack starts.

I was dancing the other night at the club and some fat girl almost knocked me down with her hip ass.

by lythande June 17, 2010

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ass-wipe

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

by Light Joker November 27, 2006

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trunk-ass

An individual who enjoys object of an equivalent size and nature to an elephant trunk stuck up their anus.

See that bottom over there? He’s a real trunk-ass, and it's given him a loose asshole. If you go home with him tonight you'd better be packing or ready to double dutch rudder.

by Michael Parga November 13, 2013

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